What is the definition of Promoted Math? 🙋 🔍
"Promoted math" is like the cool, but slightly nauseating cousin of a motivational speaker. It's when someone, usually a math guru or an overzealous teacher, insists that math is the key to unlocking the universe's deepest mysteries, just to make you feel like you're on a grand cosmic adventure, but in a classroom.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After months of 'promoted math', I finally understood why my friends kept saying I was a genius, but deep down, I'm just a human who accidentally discovered the universe's most profound mathematical equation while trying to bake cookies."